Cassowaries Rant

Smartypants test

This is just a test—just a test, and nothing more—of ‘Smartypants’. ’Twas interesting, was it not?

I’m really not sure if he said I would have you killed or I should have you killed: he was running at 40–50 km/h when he spoke!

Wow, that’s … fast!

My point exactly!

Getting two sets of quotes? Ask your browser supplier to support CSS or switch to Mozilla Firebird today!

On a related note, there’s this café, called, one presumes, Socrate’s Café. One presumes this rather than knowing it, because it has so many different forms of its name: Socrate's Caf'e, Socrate´s Cafe (yes, that’s right, with an acute for an apostrophe!), Socrates Cafe̍ even! They just never call it Socrate’s Café. I really don’t understand what’s so hard about putting an accent above the letter and knowing where apostrophes go…